someone online:
*calls me cute*
me:
*surprised*
me:
*wiggles awkwardly*
me:
*pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me:
*scrunches into down comforter*
me:
*blushes for ten minutes*
me:
*peeks out*
me:
no u
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
sorry i draw stupid shitty comics about myself when i don’t know how to deal with my own emotions
This…tends to make bigger problems though. It’s a vicious cycle.
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you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:
Dial-Up sound 700% slower
My cats actually lost their shit when I played this. They went wide eyed and started running about like they hit the nip or something
I just thought of a really really awesome use for this sound. *insert silent maniacal laugh to self*
My dog just screamed in pain
I think we just summoned Satan
So I thought this was going to be loud and screechy like normal dial-up and then it ended up being the most eerie, unsettling horror music ever. Why is that so fitting…? *Hides*
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER
One of the most obnoxious sounds in the world has suddenly become a hauntingly beautiful horror soundscape.
My phone rang while this was playing and I fucking screamed
NOPE.
I feel like Horror Movie’s should just start slowing down songs for creepy music
I don’t care how many times this appears on my dash I must reblog it every time.
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Oreothello
- Rolo and Juliet
- Macberry
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
If the Mac App store actually fucking worked like it’s supposed to. iTunes has this annoying behavior that it would revert back to the top of a list instead of hold your place if you switch playlists. Turns out it’s been fixed with an update. Did my computer notify me that I had an update? No. And now when I click “update now” in iTunes, it takes me to the Mac App store where it just sits and says “checking for updates” for hours… FUCK ME, RIGHT? I GUESS I’LL JUST REDOWNLOAD ITUNES.
